Knock on Wood is a hand carved historical artifact manufactured with the finest, purest wood imaginable, and with the highest quality of artistic standards known to mankind throughout the universe.

Knock on Wood is a product from Santa Barbara, California, the place where the first lucky grains were discovered. The accompanying wood has been quarantined and aged under the auspices of Fort Knocks Ltd. to ensure the purity of its lucky charms. No authorization, association, or affiliation with anything unlucky is permitted within the aura of the wood.

All Rights Have Been Reserved for the Lucky Owner